i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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