Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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