i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
