Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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