Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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