That's intense
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
