I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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