If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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