im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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