His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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