you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You coming home soon, man?
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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