The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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