chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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