The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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