Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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