what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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