So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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