Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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