During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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