He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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