I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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