Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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