I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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