Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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