there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
