I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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