the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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