? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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