he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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