its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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