ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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