he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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