Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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