Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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