Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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