I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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