Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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