you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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