That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Let's paint friendship bongs
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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