He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
