I must be too annoying 4 u.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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