didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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