I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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