You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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