susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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