i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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