I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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