I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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