will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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