K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
someone get that fucking seahorse.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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