Say something about gay babies.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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