Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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