A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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