She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i dont even know how to be here
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Randomize
