Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My vagina just clenched in fear
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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